Yeah, I know. "Psycho Hose Beasts in Berkeley." What else is new.

And now, what we've all been waiting for: Politically Correct Coffee! (PCC)

Naturally, being leftists ("That Which is Not Forbidden Is Compulsory"), it's not enough to just have Starbucks or other retailers just offer PCC to local Psycho Hose Beasts. You have to make it illegal to drink anything but PCC in Berkeley. This seems real funny unless someday these creatures make it to Congress.

I'm assuming that if this gets to the ballot, the people who actually work for a living in Berkeley will hand these jackasses their heads on a plate. We'll see.

Reminds me of many years ago in college when our dorm cafeteria, responding to pressure from the Psycho Hose Beasts that infested all campuses, placed two sets of table grapes in the cafeteria serving trays: one tray had "regular" grapes, grown by evil corporations, and the other tray next to it had official, farm-union-approved grapes, certified by Lord Cesar Chavez, and rendered politically correct. Both were, of course, completely identical, and I used to have fun waiting until no one was looking and switching them around.