"Phil? Oh man Rico, the bugs are after him! Look at them go! Run Phil run!!!!"

"Oh no! It's overtaking! The da-- bugs are overtaking him!"

"Phil get out of there man!"

"Sarge I can't get a clear shot...I cant get a clear shot - I'll take out Phil!"

"Trooper, he's already..."

"No...wait...I'm gettin Tech-o on the horn!"

"Tech1 is on the com, Rico - he says aim at the nerve center in the middle of the three pods on the bugs body!"

"OK - can do! Eat this you da-- filthy bugs!"

Click. shoom! Rat atata rata tata tata rata rata..............shoom!

(Armor penetrating explosive projectiles sink into the hard carcass and the huge spider releases its death grip on Phil's face and it's legs curl up and it dies in typical spider fashion.)

"Oh no...here comes the next wave...there are hundreds of em! Stand sharp...hold em off our rears! Grab and carry Phil...he's in shock! We have to abort and return to the pod!"

Phil whispers before he passes out,

"I didn't volunteer for this!"

Famed bug-killer* ,

SDAI-Tech1

(*of scorpions, trap door spiders, black widows...and other desert nasties...)