Thursdays Letterman Show: Top Ten Things Dumb Guys Think We Should Do with the Asteroid

10. Have NASA Tow the Earth a Mile to the Left.

9. Special Helmets

8. Doesn't the Pharmacy sell creams for that sort of thing ?

7. Has anyone Phoned Superman?

6. Stay calm, It's just as afraid of us as we are of it

5. Bubble Wrap

4. We should start testing them baseball players for asteroids

3. Stop, Drop and Roll

2. Can we talk about it after Wrestling?
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What you’ve been waiting for.........
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The Number One Answer.........
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1. Use my Full Power as President to mobilize the Nation

Dan