Well the song lyrics were a quick cut n paste job - I didn't transcribe them word for word (I would've edited out the profanity at the end if I had spotted it earlier)...the rest I will lay credit to - although generally I do try to avoid the cheap-shot sexual innuendo posts.

As for time, well....for HZ I make the time. ;-)

HZ when used properly can mimic creative writing 202 merged with sophist debate practice 333. It's just too bad Mary Anne can't sneak to a terminal during her breaks more often.

Cant you just see it:

Mary Anne:
"All right move aside you little twerps - I got a fifteen minute break and four posts I'm dying to answer - you little trolls will have to prowl for porn and Britney Spears MP3's later."*

Meanwhile, as soon as she leaves the front desk - four litle old ladies who had been hovering near the water fountain with books on knitting and Lawrence Welk suddenly make their move - grabbing multiple copies of all the Harry Potter books, for their weekly city cleansing & book-burning, and racing towards the exits.

Mary Anne sees this and simply sighs, she has finally finished answering the posts which demanded attention - and she rises from the chair and goes down a private stair and a long hall a room at the very end of the hall has a door which says simply BOB on it.

After entering a secret code and passing a retina scan the door unlocks and opens. Inside are many storage shelves and we see this is a hidden storeroom of replacements for Books Often Burned (BOB) She grabs several copies of the Harry Potter texts and returns upstairs to place them upon the shelves, wondering to herself how long these will last.

SDAI-Tech1

*Of course this is a parody. Mary Anne would never talk that way - and I am just trying to goad her to post more...right? No..I mean left? That's right. Oh whatever! ;-)