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I'm so un-PC take a look at me!

I liked Betty Crocker before she fell into the blender.

I think low flush toilets only work for those who take most of their dumps on everyone else's rights.

I like cars with chrome bumpers rather than auto body shop retirement plans.

I think that if a school passes out birth control devices they should help pay for raising the kid's kids too.

I think that the phrase "big bang" is best applied to the red light district.

I find it amusing that the folks screaming about conserving energy usually can't define it.

I don't know how she does it - but Aunt Jemima has the same skin doctor as Michael Jackson.

I liked the styrofoam Quarter Pounder containers from McDonalds, it kept the
food from being scrunched.

I find that most lawyers will not stop to assist at an accident unless it's to give out their card.

I find it a curious phenomenon that folks who can't point their finger on their home nation on a map always know which nation to point their finger at to blame for the worlds evils.

I liked the Bonus Jack, McDLT and the Crispburrito.

I liked it better when "reality" shows were Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and Jacque Cousteau specials.

I'll take wood and metal over plastic any day of the year.

I know that between 1997-1999 the letters IPO stood for the middle letters of the phrase RIPOFF.

I know that the only difference between the pickpocket and the democratic congressman is between 200 and 1000 miles and that the pickpocket will leave you alone after your wallets gone.

I remember when "Made in Japan" meant what "Made in China" means now and wonder which east asian country will next inherit the curse.

I find it entertaining that the world's nations, which owe most of their technology to the US, can spit in its eye and demand the US stop being so technocratic.

I remember fondly when kids used National Geographic magazines for their sex-ed teacher rather than Bill Clinton.

I find that folks too lazy to learn English will be the ones who mess up your order at the Jack in the Box or lining up early at the welfare office.

Everytime I see a woman with a body piercing I think of the National Geographics (see above) which show the savages who have hockey pucks in their lips, knitting pins through their noses and slinkys around their necks.

I know America is not perfect, but it is still far better than any other nation on earth by a moonshot.

I don't care whether they take the "In God We Trust" off of money if they promise to leave me more of it after taxes.

I wish they would bring back clear colas, real full size cars, white street lights and drive-in movies.

I think vegetarians often make good poster children for why eating meat is necessary.

I like fur. It's soft, keeps you warm and the animal is dead and doesn't need it anymore.

I think that folks driving gas guzzlers pay enough for their gas and don't need to be lectured on the environment.

I think massive illegal immigration in the US has caused a lowering of wages and the need for two parents to work. This leads to expensive childcare and messed up kids.

I think that the UN could work if the US called the shots.

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