I was a big Dave Barry fan ...
Now I'm a bigger one!
I think he ought to run for office. Any office, it would raise the average politico IQ by a factor of ten.*
spit coffee lines in the article.
Reasonably bright squid
I fell out at the last two lines.
Such as scuba diving. On our new artificial reef.
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* he's to damned smart to run for office*
