Luck by the bucketful
This turkey won two state lotteries on the same day!
Odds against this: 1 in 23.575 trillion. The good news is he gets a load of money.
The bad news is that he has acquired a karmic backload of a magnitude hitherto unseen. The amount of evil that would now have to befall him to balance this is astronomical. Thank God California doesn't have many thunderstorms.
People are backing away from him. One can feel your hair stand on end and crackle if you get too close. There is a dead certainty that when an asteroid next hits the Earth, the center of the crater will be wherever he is standing.
Oh hell, it should have been me.