Other headlines from NewsMax's front page:

Scientist refuses to admit reality
Abandoning all sense of reality, the ‘all-knowing’ anti-God element of science continues to insult all reason with the noxious claim that the earth and all other bodies in the cosmos were brought into being by a “ big bang” – necessarily a random, unplanned explosion or similar occurrence.

Fiction or Fact?: The War on Terror
Weaving a nightmarish web of intrigue, revenge and betrayal, "Mission Compromised" flows from Col. Oliver North's experiences to provide fresh insights to the War on Terrorism, from the corridors of power in Washington to the heart of the Middle East. As President Reagan's point man for crisis management and coordinator of U.S. counterterrorism efforts in the mid-1980s, North was involved in highly classified covert operations. Much is known about what he did or didn't do while serving the Reagan administration's National Security Council. Now North tells more of that story in the only way he can – as a work of fiction.

("the only way he can - as a work of fiction" -- that's our Ollie!)

Athena Pheromones get people more romantic attention
Magazine reporters from GQ, Fitness, and Single Living sniff and tell...

Exciting Advancements in Treatment of Hair Loss
Hair Loss is a frustrating subject for both men and women but new medical treatments and natural options can make a big difference. Here is what you need to know ...

In Just 15 Seconds, Seasilver increases Your Energy Level And More!
Feeling great again has never been simpler. Just one ounce a day balances, cleans, purifies, nourishes, oxygenates, protects and strengthens your body at the cellular level.

Admittedly, most of the headlines that are otherwise indistinguishable from content, but not all, are prefaced with "Adv", which probably means "advertisement". Two of the headlines aren't ads--can you tell which ones? What demographic those advertisers are targeting?

Conservatives have a supermarket tabloid of their very own. Is this a great country, or what?

--Robert