A thousand pardons, oh smelly one! This humble one can only cravenly point to the thousand repetitions of your divine wit and its reverent propogation among the infidels as indeed a testament to its exaltedness! This was passed on to me by one who I now realize must be an agent of the Western imperialist shaitans, and if you so desire I shall immediately give to you his despised name, never to be spoken aloud! All I require to do your bidding is your location, preferedly in the form of a latitude and longitude precise unto at least four decimal places! I eagerly await your next pearls of wisdom!