...and later had what I can only describe as a burning urination.

At least, I thought I did...at the time, I couldn't really think straight. I was really in a fog. It was...unreal.

I tried to tell someone about it, but my speech was too slurred. I gave up when I just couldn't concentrate anymore.

Then I picked a fight with this other guy and ended up barfing on his shoes. That's what they tell me, anyway...my memory's not so good anymore.

So I started to write a note to remind myself never to drink diet cola again, but I was so tired! My hand was all pins-and-needles, and when I looked down at the pen I got really dizzy, and amid other unspecified allergic-like reactions, everything went black.

When all is said and done, I really don't mind the seizures and convulsions...they usually lead to extensive unconciousness and that's pretty much the only rest I get anymore.

But these damn menstrual problems are giving me serious gender-identity issues.

Friggin' cola...