A shot of penecillin can clear up that burning feeling...
wear protection next time. As for the rest, well, you're on your own. ;}
The claims against aspertain seem to be the opposite of the old Snake Oil Salesman's (now selling dietary supplements) pitch, "This medicine will cure anything: heart disease, cancer, diabetis..."
Now, the claim is that a single chemical that has been in very widespread use for over a decade is seemingly the source of all illness.