The Iceman Cometh
You know, one year there will be heavy snowfall, and the great lakes will freeze over, and things won't thaw until unseasonably late - in fact some snow patches will remain into the next winter.
Then it will happen again the next winter, and the next...
Within a decade, there will be permanent snow cover over 90% of the ground surface, and the ice age will have arrived.
The smart folk will have already fled to Fla and Tx.
So much for global warming!