Instant Karma.
Going out and seeking protests in that neck of the woods (knowing your aversion to motor vehicles and predilection for pedaled conveyance) is a good way to catch pneumonia.
I know the lesson is entirely lost on you, but there it is....instant feedback.
Sort of like the guy trying to burn the US flag and setting fire to himself, but on a kinder, gentler scale.
;-)
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