Never trust posters who use the plural pronoun.
And I have found Dan to be completely trust worthy, even when we disagree.
Your parsing simply hides the fact that what you are proposing is something from a silly sci-fi plot.
Intergalactic ain't gonna happen before interstellar,a nd we are many major engineering and physical sicence breakethroughs away from that, and as for freezin poor ol' Ted's head and thawing it out, our science is about as far away form doing that as star travel.
So just post a link and illuminate us with your brilliance some more.
Ed