Assuming you're kidding... right? Right?
Just a 17th century kinda guy, eh? :D
Now if we can only get you to part with all your stellar maps with the "Here Be Draygones" areas marked on them...
Many entertaining songs and stories have been written about women who went to sea and into the army disguised as very (very) young men because of the superstitions surrounding the presence of women on ships and in the military. Many of these stories are true. Now that we can wear pants as women in public this subterfuge no longer works as well.
Eat yer limes, laddie. Vitameene deficiency can cause dementia as well as scurvy, r.
Fraternally--
Marius Anno