Did I mention the Birkenstocks?
Proper shoes are de rigeur with any proper superhero costume...hold that image of the grungy yet tight-fitting superhero costume, pocket protector affixed to the breast, slide rule clipped to the belt, atop a towering platform of funky sandals. A mauve and chartreuse delight, eh?
I must go, for now. I pledge that I will use my powers only for the Good of Humanity...or at least, whichever noisy mob of humanity squawks loudest at any given time.
Yours,
--Robert, all that stuff