The "SF Weekly" is a local left-wing rag like the "SF Guardian" (its main competitor), one of those free papers you get in graffiti-covered boxes on the street corner. The text is great, stinking globs of socialist anti-business drivel stuck in between thousands of cheesy and lewd advertisements and personal ads which allow the paper to be distributed free (reading the personal ads is a great way to keep yourself wide awake at night with furniture shoved up against the doors.)

Guys who write for these rags are the ones who can't get jobs at papers that people have to pay money for. Most of them are leftovers from even cheesier college papers.

Matt Smith is just one more bitter little leftist media weasel drinking deeply of the battery acid of conservative values on the rise.* Our military efforts in Afghanistan have been successful beyond even the wildest expectations of the military itself. Our economy is turning around--the Professional Economists have, as usual, declared a recession about six months too late for it to make any difference.**

Every success Bush has is a knife in the guts to people like him.

*Yipes! I'm starting to sound like "The Tick!"

**These are the same jackasses who notified us, three months after the '92 elections, that the economy had gone into recovery mode six months before.