...our unscientific "ilk" hasn't a clue because...

We don't officially recognize that the white male retroactively caused the end to hundreds of thousands of species of dinosaurs, and flora in the Cambrian period and the Ordovician, through the Silurian era and the carboniferous era....and onto the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods.

Let's take a quick trip back in time to

Bowser's world:

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300,000,000 BC

Tom: Hey SDAI, you finish torching the last of those Fern-like trees?

SDAI: Yep, just finishing putting the torch to the very last one...but they're extinct now. Man that was a lot a work!

Frank: You think that was tough, just try squishing every living one of these giant ants into tree amber, like I finished doing last week.

Tom: Hey they're extinct now. That's all that matters, we gotta move on...there's more things to make extinct than we can shake a club at.

Dan: We're gonna have to work as a team if we want to finish off these Stegosauruses before the year is out, sunblok...did you finish the chemical formula for poisoning them with Vitamin D?

Sunblok: You realize that we may not be fit to go into space after I introduce this stuff into the ecosystem.

Dan: That's a risk we'll have to take.

Tom: Quit jabberin, I'm not getting paid for wrestling with this Teleosaurus! Hey SDAI give me a hand here!

SDAI: Ok Ok I'm coming...just let me finish stepping on these dimorphodan eggs.

In the distance some rustling is heard through the rapidly dying foilage and debris of now extinct species.

McFly: Hey you guys need a hand here?
We just finished up with the last brontosaurus - took us a week and a half but they're all gone now!

EB: Yeah, that was one heck of a f-ing battle but no more long necks gonna be shaking the groung to disturb us anymore.

Larry J: You know guys, I was watching that Pteranodon ingens flying overhead and it gives me some really wild ideas...we could speed up our extermination and cover more ground from the skies....

More rustling from the other direction is heard - everyone stops to turn and see what emerges from through the rapidly depleting ozone mists...

P: Look at this guys! It's the head of the last iguanodon!

SDAI: Good work P - we still got our work cut out for us though!

And so it goes...as our stalwart, murderous, white males exterminate species of vertebrates and invertebrates at a breakneck speed on their journeys through time...

Stay tuned next week for the next episode of Bowser's World - "Mammoth battle of La Brea" - a very sticky situation confronts our heroes!

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Yes Bowser, thousands of species of animals and plants are gone - and do we miss them? I certainly don't!

Survival of the fittest is part of the evolutionary process. As the smartest of creatures we have evolved to the point where we are in the position to blend DNA and create new species and perhaps restore extinct species.

The oil pipeline planned might make the Caribou take a leak further away from its favorite spot. Reproduction rates may drop as it acclimates to the changes.
Whoa! Yet another tragic Federal environmental crisis!

It's only a crisis when the right does something. When the left burns flags it's not pollution but "freedom of speech", when they let out enormous flatulent clouds, it's not noxious chemical dumping, but "artistic expression"....and when they drone on like an air siren...it's not contributing to excessive noise levels, but rather "audible comfort for the cerebrally challenged."

Best wishes,

SDAI-Tech1

PS
Hmmm...
I wonder if I should attend the meeting tonight down at the "Ilk's club".