The one I'm looking at is probably
a Republican.
Big head, can't see well, lots of feet to dance around the issues. Not conclusive evidence, fer sure, but a start.
Being ugly isn't definitive, but doesn't hurt the hypothesis.
I won't try to guess it's name, someone might take offence. Tender, sensitive dog that I am, Man's Best Friend and all that, I'm incapable of saying anything which might be offensive.
Ya gotta call 'em as you see 'em.
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