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Cato? Catooooooo?

"Ok, enough with the fighting. Where on earth do you dig these paranoid articles up my little yellow friend? Truly, you must expand your little mind so as to see these things for what they are.

Do you remember when I fooled you with my hunchback disguise?"

"Yes, master."

"Good! These sites you visit are just like my disguise, except not nearly so convincing. Otherwise, my little paranoid friend, you will be spouting nonsense like this all your life."

"Yes, master."

"You must use the deductive powers of reason, then these articles will appear to you as the swine things they are!

Instinct Cato! That is what a detective always must use. When writers must point to eagles on stamps and name associations to prove some point, you are dealing with pewpferbrins."

"Peupferbins master?"

"Yes... pewpferbrins."

"What is a peupferbin master?

"Have you trouble hearing, my little yellow friend? I said it clearly: You are dealing with peup...fer...brins."

"Ah, poop for brains! Yes, master!"

"That is what I have been saying all this time! Anyway, Cato when these peup fer brins like Al Martin speak - you must listen closely. Are they trying to sell you something? You see Cato... lesson number one for today is MOTIVE.

All criminals have motives. In the case of Al Martin he is selling his swine rhetoric to people over a variety of swine websites. You my friend have been caught up in a wave of deception and lies - meant to make you feel like you are on the inside track of a secret conspiracy. Cato, are you getting any of this?"

"Yes, master. I think so."

"I do-nut think so my friend, otherwise you would not return to these swine sites again and again!

I can only think that some swine search program is entering the keywords Bush and Nazi in every search you make on your new French computer.

This may have something to do with the recent elections.

I will speak to Monsieur Le Pen about this when I get back to the station. Once we find this minkey computer maker and his swine program, your problem will be sol-ved."

"Yes, master. Oh if I could only be as smart as you are master."

"Now, now, Cato...you must not beat yourself up over it. You are learning my little friend and someday you too may be a master of deductive reasoning and perhaps even Chief Inspector."

"You really think so master?"

"No. but you will be something, of that you can be certain! Anyway, there is a time and a place for everything Cato!

This is it!"

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