I do not have poop for brains....

>"That is what I have been saying all this time! Anyway, Cato when these peup fer brins like Al Martin speak - you must listen closely. Are they trying to sell you something? "

What's Al Martin got to do with this article??
This comes from a conservative website..."The Right Stuff for Right Thinkers"!

>"Yes, master. Oh if I could only be as smart as you are master."

Holy Moley Batman.....you mean I can grow up to be JUST LIKE you??
NOT!

>"Now, now, Cato...you must not beat yourself up over it. You are learning my little friend and someday you too may be a master of deductive reasoning and perhaps even Chief Inspector."

Chief Inspector I ain't, but my powers of deductive reasoning are in tact and fully charged.
Hey, at least I'm not on the government payroll eeking out a living on the newest defense project.

Even the Right have their moments.
You need to get out more and talk to people from different countries and all walks of life.
THEY are beginning to waffle on this war against "terrorism", as "terror' regenerates, and the US has set an example that will be hard to stop.
Soon, there will be MORE terrorists, as individuals, states and countries. It will divide us all.
(But who will conquer?)

Ah......Clousseau.
Aren't you due for a job change??