You figured it out Bowser!

We're gonna take Saddam's oil. ALL of it. We wont even leave him enough quarts to top off his limousine.

We will take over Iraq with a puppet government. It'll make Howdy Doody look like an independent thinker.

We will let loose the Kurds who await a chance to avenge their mothers and fathers and aunt and uncles who have been killed by Saddam.

Then we will go to Sudan, where we have heard there is a big oil deposit and make up some reason for taking over that country. That'll take an extra month or so.

OIL OIL OIL!

Yeah!

Soon Ted Kennedy wont be the only one drilling offshore.

Coastlines all over the world will be filled with drilling platforms - just like the ones of Long Beach, CA.!

Yeah!

We'll give the Saudis a little slice of the pie if they cooperate at the last minute and if they don't hey - tough luck.

The Germans better start waking up. We wont sell oil under 100 dollars a barrel to Green Party led nations!

Japan better help too! Oil costs bucks!

Superpower with Super Oil!

Don't you just love it when a plan comes together!

THE OVAL OFFICE SOMETIME IN 2002:

Bush:
"Hi Sharon, Bush here...go ahead and do WHATEVER you want. No one'll bat an eyelash as they'll be watching us sweep Saddam out of Iraq."

Sharon:
"Thank you. We have an ethnic cleansing program ready to go."

Bush:
"Sounds good. Don't worry about the settlements we will give them a small area of Iraq. You can prepare to expand!"

Bush gets off the phone and sees his dad sitting in one of the comfy oval office chairs, which the slaves dust and clean immaculately each morning at 4 am.

Bush Senior:
"Son you make me proud. You are a better oilman than I ever thought possible! You have given the US the best christmas gift ever - another 100 years of capitalist reveling! Your face will be on Mount Rushmore when the American people realize what you have given them."

Cheney walks in excited!

"We just located a huge pocket of oil in Libya!"

Bush opens a bottle of Dom Perignon and pours glasses for all.

Bush:
"To OIL!"

"TO OIL!!!"

"TO OIL!

"TO OIL!"

Clink. Clink. Clink. Clink.

Bush:

"And God Bless the United States of America!"

YEAH!

;-)

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