<Clearly that's not the responsibility of any conservative, because it hasn't been done.

This crap is getting a bit old. If you have any brilliant ideas on how we could have done it any better, I'd love to hear them. The on-the-ground cave-by-cave approach is difficult, but precise. Unfortunately, it's not very fast, which gives the bad guys time to change addresses. Of course, we could have sat back and sterilized the whole damn nation in forty-five minutes, which certainly would have done the job, but that would have kind of increased that old Afghan Civilian body count, wouldn't it? And of course, nuking the place is exactly the kind of thing a war-mongering conservative would do, isn't it?

Are you even aware that most of your positions are logically mutually exclusive?