We all know, ed.
You want to be just like me. You want to say the things I say, use the words I do, and not only think, but think like me!!
If you could you'd beg to have my baby.
Just relax. You're an OK ed, just as you are. You don't have to be like anyone else.
I'm sorry. But keep sucking it up, someone will let you be like 'em. Maybe even let you have their baby!!
Arf