Don't forget to dry your strawmen
The only thing in the gutter are your strawmen. And just for the record, you didn't offer even a Strawman argument to several of the items, specifically nos. 4,6 & 7.
The facts remain. The Air Force did not protect us on 911, and the Pentagon - headquarters to the world's most powerful military - did not defend itself, despite the fact that local news channels were broadcasting that a hijacked plane was bearing down on DC.
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