My wife's got no nose. How's she smell?
Bloody awful.
If you ban off-topic posters you might as well close the place down.
Same with banning people who don't answer questions directed at 'em, but instead go on and on and on...
;-)
cheers,
Tony
P.S. and as Justin recently reminded me there is always The Moebius Digression Award, alas, sadly, pushing up the daisies.