Khalid Shaikh Mohammed screams, as feels the paim of dying a thousand deaths.

And out of the shadows walks two men discussing his fate:

"What do you think Don, does the Presidential Directive allow for tourture under these circumstances." Asks Scott Evil, a new CIA operative who has moved up the chain of command rapidly, despite his father's involvement with some truely un-American and evil activities.

"Well," responded Rumsfeld with a sly grin, "We'll worry about that if he survives the Trip to GITMO. For now his fate is in the hands of the Pakestani's. He won't be turned over to US for another 10-12 Hours."

Then with tape recording the interrogation, Mohammed is struck again and again. His face bloodied, he weakly mutters in Arabic: "I'll give you Bin Ladin, just let the pain stop."

Rumsfeld nods to Evil. No words need to be spoken. Its obvious the war on terror has just taken a positive turn. America and her allies are winning.

Scott Evil