<C>The Liberal-man

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with pooh?
Cover it in "chocolate"
And shroud a miracle or two?

The Liberal-man
The Liberal-man can
The Liberal-man can
Cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world hate good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sty?
Soak it up in urine
And make a sh-- pie?

The Liberal-man
The Liberal-man can
The Liberal-man can
Cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world hate good

The Liberal-man can
Cause everything he bakes
Putrifying and malicious
Talk about your Liberal wishes
You can even hate the missus!

Who can take tomorrow
Hole it with a ream?
Magnify the sorrows
And smash another dream?
The Liberal-man
The Liberal-man can
The Liberal-man can
The Liberal-man can
Cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world hate good
And the world hate good

Cause the Liberal-man thinks it should
Cause the Liberal-man thinks
Cause the Liberal-man thinks it should
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