>"Besides, picking on the mentally ungifted would've been cruel. "

I have to call you on this Larry J because your ignorance is showing.
What you think is funny, is a blatant disrepect for others.
Almost a form of racism.
Just because YOU don't believe ufos exist, doesn't mean they don't.

And calling someone who sees one as "mentally ungifted" not only shows us your bias, but how small minded you really are. I would like to WISH on you a close encounter, just to shut you up.
Yup, one night while travelling those lonely roads in Colorado, may one of those black triangles the size of two football fields come low over your SUV, silently. And may you look up and never forget.

Funny?
Doubtful.
But maybe THEN, you'd meet some jackass who'd tell you you were "mentally ungifted".......