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So! You figured it all out, eh?

It doesn't really matter. Haven't you been reading the nutboards? When Bush declares himself Emperor, with Darth Ashcroft at his side, all elections will be called off! Then comes the Great Theocracy, and Christmas trees in schoolrooms! And then...ascension to POPE OF TEXAS!! I could go into the rest of the plan, including Texas seceding, and the Texas oil blackmail, the genetically-engineered battle armadillos, and warming the planet up so the Lizard People can finally be comfortable all year around, but then they'd have to kill me and put my brain in a jar. Again.

For the record, I remember reading about Clinton calling off elections on the right-wing nutboards in early 2000, so it must be a workable plan, right?

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