It's all so clear to me now
Grand Moff Cheney, Moffs Rumsfield and Powell, the epic struggle between the Neocon Empire and the plucky remnants of the American Republic, Imperial StormTroopers overrunning the desert planet of Iraq-o-weenie, ideological clone wars, and Death Star, Inc. spewing carbon dioxide to destroy the planet with runaway greenhouse effect...mein gott in himmel, it all fits!
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