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Current Events » in reply to I satalked and killed Bambi this weekend...Did anything interesting happen in my absence?

If I send you my address will you rid me of these rats on stilts next weekend?

These overbreeding vermin eat every rose bush and foundation planting bush in sight. No predators. Neighbors' dogs must be on leashes. My wife has the bow hunters from the neighboring Hanscom AFB headed here ASAP.

-p (salivating over thoughts of barbequed bambi)

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