I told Pat to expect to see George flipping burgers at the Waco Burger King about this time next year. It doesn't matter how many evil dictators George takes out this year, in my book he's toast for indiscriminately killing all those innocent Iraqi and Afghan civilians and lying about WMDs.
Remember my sixth Commandment...Thou shalt not kill. George has failed miserably on that one.
And, of course, there's my ninth Commandment...Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. After all those tall tales about non-existent weapons of mass destruction, George doesn't cut the mustard on this one either.
Sorry Pat, you musta been listening to someone else - as usual.
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That's not what I told him
