You'll become enlightened, and your past statements will horrify you.

Recognizing the error of your ways, your strong internal drive would be to put on a hair shirt and flagellate (that's "flagellate") yourself, possibly put on a white sheet and pass out flyers at an airport. Anything, everything, to relieve the guilt of having regarded profits as all important and people as much less important.

Crying, your wife and kids would try to drag you back home. Ed Nelson would make fun of you, and with your new-found, profound sensitivity that would bother you until you integrated your new-found wisdom and came to regard it as a compliment.

You will be advocating for Universal Health Care for folks in the richest country in the world. You will be begging people to respect the only environment they have on the only Earth they inhabit.

And that's just the first two days. Just the first two days. After that you'll get serious.

Nope, I refuse to do that to you. I'm too considerate, too kind, and respect family values too much to destroy your family. You're going to have to remain unenlightened. Out of the compassion of one liberal heart.

Arf (besides, who would I have left to argue with?)