After many years of searching scientists tentatively announce that they have identified the elusive "buttmonkey" the last reportd sighting of a "buttmonkey" was in 1823 - the species was thought extinct... however it was discovered that Tom Brosz attracted the rare species.... he was set out as bait and they were caught on film. Buttmonkeys live on nuts and welfare checks.....

they are native to north america, other nationalities are just weasels...the buttmonkey lives on free thought and freedom, its habitat is shrinking... buttmonkeyes are often clubbed to death for their howling unpopular views....

funny thing is buttmonkeys tend to be right- which may explain the clubbing thing

When interviewed mr Brosz said "I told you that the buttmonkeys were destroying us"
The buttmonkey just laughed and ate his buttmonkey food.....

seriously Tom- you are a kinda dumbass, and yah lindy, this is satire