okay boys an girle- we have staked out a wild brosz, he looks mighty mad! we toss him a copy of the drudge report to valm the poor things nerves....

We see a buttmonkey approaching.... we will just duck down an see what happens...get down shiela

<camera panns to buttmonkey> it starts its cry of "no wmd no wmd!" Tom starts his cry of "I heard it on Rush!"

Tom tries desperately to change topic....to no avail....

gawd this is brutal kids, but it is nature in action- lets see what 'appens!

the buttmonkey senses that tom has no argument... it sniffs and wanders off...Tom keeps howling, without reason.... "UN..UN... AROOO!"

"THAT WAS BRUAL, KIDS....we'll just shoot the poor bastard an then i will try to fellate a crocodile - BLINDFOLDED- CRIKEY!!!"

LOL WELL I CRACK MYSELF UP AT LEAST....