Now your basic God can do anything He sets His mind to. But whether He'd set his mind to that, well, it's asking a lot.

I think it would depend upon "good works", and hooking up with the right "intervenor". And that's a long shot.

If, for instance, that person could somehow stop being Muslim, give up his South Korean citizenship, join the US military (not saying anything about being gay in English, French or Spanish), and gave everything he owned to Oral Roberts, there might be a chance.

IF, and only IF, Oral Roberts isn't full of manure. That might be a long shot.

Now, if that person wanted to go on being what he is, well, in his afterlife he'll be hanging out with a lot of politicians, clergy, lawyers, CEOs, CFOs, bankers, stock brokers, and some basically interesting, if greedy, people.

But I have to agree. I don't think God is gonna love him. At all. No matter what. Even though God is love, and God loves a few of you, less all the time, actually, and that's all you need to know tonight.

You might buy a Reagan baseball cap just for good luck, though. Wear it while you're sleeping. Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

Arf (All dogs go to heaven, by the way.)