A South Korean who won't go to an optional war. Worse'n a Spaniard or Pole, really, because God's Chosen saved them more recently.

Gays who want to get married, too. God hates that.

And God hates separation of Church and State, EXCEPT in Iraq, where they'd better, by God, separate Church and State or Bremer will veto on behalf of God, thereby preserving the essence of purity of the democracy from the influence of a false God. (I wonder if the Provisional Authority swore upon a stack of Korans, Bibles, a picture of GWB, autographed with Laura standing there, a relic (maybe an old NRA Gazette once read by Dick Cheney), or what.)

I'm sure I've forgotten some other things God hates, but remember, all we have to know tonight is that God is love, and God loves you, unless you somehow fit the list of exceptions.

No wonder they talk about "God-fearing". I'm getting scared just describing Him. But then I'm not a conservative.

A-men.