Lindy, you have proven that you will believe any bullshit that fits into preconcieved worldview... hell, you believed my fake story about the govenment banning almanacs... Remember this:

(CNN) Washington – In a surprising move, Attorney General John Ashcroft announced Friday that all almanacs would be banned immediately. When questioned as to why such measures were being taken Ashcroft stated that there was ‘credible information’ that terrorist groups were using the books for nefarious purposes. As of 5 pm Friday major bookstores were rushing to pull the targeted books from their shelves. In a further move the corporate offices of all publishers of almanacs were raided, and their records seized. When asked about the raids Ashcroft would only say that they were necessary to ensure our nations security, and were entirely legal under the Patriot act.

The new regulation also hit air traffic hard. Several international flights were cancelled when routine luggage checks turned up almanacs. In Chicago a man of arab descent was caught with the forbidden book and arrested- sources say he will be transported to the Guantanamo Bay holding facility in Cuba for questioning.

Ashcroft also went on to say that every terrorist cell uncovered in the US had been found in possesion of a phone book, and that the FBI was investigating to see if further action- presumably a ban on phone books- needed to be taken.

Director of Homeland Security, Tom Ridge, could not be reached for comment as he was busy throwing darts at a color chart.

I dashed that out in 5 minutes as a joke, I had NO expectation that any adult would take it seriously, but you IMMEDIATELY accepted it... now, if I can come up with bullshit you will believe in 5 minutes, just think what I could do if I really tried.... you are an airhead, you believe ANYTHING that fits into your conspiracy theories- the crop circle nonsense is debunked... hell even children could recognize it is nonsense....

YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING!!!