There are only black clouds on the horizon today....more war, more intimidation, more rule of law, more "religious right" (makes might), more federal deficit, more animosity, more destruction of the environment, more isolationism, and possibly even the draft. The best is yet to come.

Can't say I'm doing an end zone dance. Maybe what I need is a brain transplant. Being bright doesn't have any rewards in this neo-con driven society. With my IQ lowered 30 or 40 points, I will be able to think and breathe like all the right wing moralists around me and maybe even have a change of heart about a woman's right to abortion.

I'll finish this off with a sex change. I'll ask the doctor for an extra large organ (a fat one if possible), and testosterone shots. With my new attitude I can go around bluffing everyone, and knocking heads with my new found sense of self. I'll put a gun rack on the back of my new truck and run over any muslims on the road. I'll put a bumpersticker on it saying "GEORGE LIVES". And I'll be watching those football games with Phil.