Off Topic — HabitableZone

Off Topic » in reply to What's in "Coffee-Mate" that makes it go WHOOSH!!!

Very good question, here is the detailed answer....

'Coffee mate' (TM) is actually a high explosive. In fact its creation dates back to WWI. The germans developed it as a munition for mortars to use against the French. Their scientists mixed phosphates and nitrates and cellulose to make a powerful explosive. many thousands died from the explosive dubbed 'K-Fe MTE' (Potassium ferrite mega-thermal explosive).

After the Great War the allies captured millions of tons of the evil product... the US seized it all after some fell in a general's coffe and he liked it. From then on the evil chemical was held in bunkers and disposed of as a coffee additive...

there is still a projected 20 year supply of this evil concoction.... it impairs the brain and makes you vote republican....

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