re: I am on it.
My coffee tastes like it smells, the trick is to make it black and strong, real strong, incredibly strong, triple strong. Use good beans, grind them using alternative energy, heat the water with an aluminum reflector and solar energy.
Then when your eyes are popping out of your head from the caffeine rush, do some research, use scientific methods.
It will make all the carbon burned getting that good coffee seem worth it, and you won't get any bad diseases. Remember to use latex.