"Compromise" arrived at in the Senate.
Haven't looked at the details, but I'm seeing people seriously pissed on both the Left and the Right, so I'm hoping it doesn't suck too bad. McCain, of course, is in the middle of it. Nobody is worshipped more by the media than a Republican willing to crap on his own party. Look for him to make the cover of "Time," in a noble, dramatically-lit pose, with something about "Maverick Saves America" in the title.
Recommended drinking game: take a drink every time "maverick" appears in the media for the next week or so.