re: Looking for a couple of good dragon jokes, non-marital variety.
Two Dragons finally caught a Knight, both were quite famished, the horse was devoured in three bites.
As one held the much alive and terrified Knight down with one scaley foot he paused and glanced at the other Dragon.
“Do you peel yours first, or prefer it with the shell still on?”
(You may modify it in any way you wish. It's from a very old cartoon in a certain, and not-to-be-named Men's magazine.)