These are pretty bad. Feel free to use them if you got nothing better. ;-)
It's hard to create 'safe' & 'comprehensible' jokes for a younger audience...
DRAGON JOKES
How do Dragons like their chicken?
Answer: Extra crispy.
What did the Dragon say when watching a very long play?
Answer: "This is dragon on too long."
What did the dragon say after he was thanked by the princess for lighting a candle with his fiery breath?
Answer: "That was a singe."
What's a dragons favorite phrase on a hot day?
Answer: "Man this is a scorcher!"
What do you call a lowrider owned by a Dragon?
Answer: A "dragon wagon!"
Who do you call when you have a sick, sneezing dragon?
Answer: The fire deprtment
Good luck!
;-)
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- A dragon confronting a knight in plate mail armor with a can opener..... (n/t)
