Off Topic — HabitableZone

Off Topic » in reply to The consequences of liberal politics

More from the article... (more on the fowl love, that dare not honk its name)

While both birds are female each has taken in the roles normally associated with traditional swan couples. Children are delighted to see the 'male' swan fixing up the nest on weekends dressed in her 'butch' work clothes.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/gooseclothesgalore-com_1855_8262498


The pair did raise the ire of the catholic church when they staged a public wedding by the pond.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/gooseclothesgalore-com_1855_9372192
The church declared that 'Birds of a gender should not fornicate together'.

The couple's recent domestic problems have been blamed on the intense public scrutiny their lifestyle choice has led to. There were reports that the more butch of the couple had been seen cruising the city's gay bars, dressed in a leather biker outfit.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/gooseclothesgalore-com_1855_3093798
. She was arrested on public disturbance charge after becoming inebriated and honking The Village People's "YMCA" loudly in the park.



Images from: http://www.gooseclothesgalore.com/index.html where "A well dressed goose is a happy goose!!"

I don't know what is scarier... That there is a store that sells clothes for Geese, or that my my opinion of humanity was low enough that I KNEW I could find such a store on the internet....

Log in or register to post.

The whole thread (14 posts)