Not surprised. Around here they paint crooked-necked pumpkins like geese...
...and then put clothes on the disguised vegetables to use them as porch and yard ornaments. Interesting form of sculpture, on the whole, and biodegradable too!
I would actually pay money to see somebody dumb enough to try to put an outfit on an actual goose. The goosedresser would have to wear protective clothing, of course.
