All blogs are owned and operated by the grand Bush conspiracy! Halliburton has been hired to repair things! Clearly Bush pressed the button from the oval office which triggered the hurricane.
Source: www.erikssonstunnbrod.se
"Ha ha how pathetic and weak these Louisianans are!"
"Hot hail? No, too kind. Freezing sleet? Still too merciful. Ah, here it is...category 5 hurricane!"
Click.
"Ah better still...an 'idiot ray' to fire upon all the local politicians!"
Click.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now they will do nothing to save their citizens and yet think they have done everything!"
"Bush the merciless rules the world!"
"Oh and Cheney, you can give Halliburton whatever scraps are left after I'm done playing with the region."
(Cue: Start humming 1980 film 'Flash Gordon' theme)
Bush - ahhh - destroyer of the universe
Bush - ahhh - he’ll destroy ev’ry one of us
"Seemingly there is no reason for these
Extraordinary regional upsets" (ha ha ha)
"What’s happening Bush?"
"Only Dick Cheney formerly at Halliburton
Has provided any explanation"
Bush - ahhh - he’s a miracle
"This mornings unprecedented hurricane warning
Is no cause for alarm"
Bush - ahhh - king of the impossible
He’s against ev’ry one of us
After for ev’ry one of us
He’ll destroy with a mighty hand
Ev’ry man ev’ry woman ev’ry child
All a-mighty Bush
"General Bowser Bush is approaching"
"What do you mean Bush is approaching?
"Open fire all weapons!
Dispatch liberals from Salon.com to bring back his body"
Bush - ahhh
He's still alive
Bush - ahhh - he’ll destroy ev’ry one of us
Just a man...who's responsible for everything bad
We know he's nothing but a man
But he can never do good
No one but us pure of heart
May find the golden grail oh oh oh oh
Bush Bush we hate you
Bush!