This from a New York Times op-ed piece: (in part)

Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company

September 13, 2005

Making Roberts Talk

By JOHN TIERNEY

A lawyer who has been cross-examined dozens of times by the Supreme Court will not be caught off guard by senators posing as legal scholars. I'm not suggesting that Mr. Roberts is a liar, or that anything the Democrats ask today could stop him from being confirmed. But they might at least keep TV viewers awake by trying questions like these:

>In your best judgment, did Brad and Jen really just grow apart, or was it Angelina's fault?

>Would it be a violation of Lois Lane's so-called right to privacy if Superman used his X-ray vision to look through her clothes?

>During the announcement of your nomination at the White House, your son distracted the president with an impromptu dance. When you got home that night, what happened to him?

>What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?

>If Vice President Dick Cheney and Justice Scalia invited you duck hunting, would you go?

>How would you edit this sentence to make it grammatically correct?: "I swear I ain't never gonna overturn Roe v. Wade."