Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes
Ottawa, Canada - Friday, March 3, 2006

Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.
A little-known religion called Stupeology filed a similar suit at about the same time as the kirpan suit and a decision was just handed down this morning. One of the tenets of Stupeology is that all adherents are required to carry loaded fully automatic weapons at all times.

This latest Canadian Supreme Court decision permits Stupeologists to carry their automatic weapons at all times, even in public buildings, schools, and airports. The decision affects all Stupeologists down to the age of 12.